Please, you bastards - let's not fuck it up...
You heard me, all of you Republican Party miscreants (traitors??).
Look. Just stop with all of your asinine partisan based posturing. Maybe even pretend for a while that saving our country just might be the teensiest bit more important than worrying about your next re-election and alla those lobbyists and their free "massages". Your nitwit pig-bastard rhetoric will be irrelevant anyway if there's no country left to 'lead' (sic)... Ya get it?
In case you missed it guys, a couple months ago we elected a new leader that 'we the people' fervently believe will give us our best shot at damage control. Our ship is listing badly, gentlemen. And we have but the slimmest of chances to right it before it's too late. So set aside your party bullshit and get with the plan. Now. Our new president has done an admirable job of assembling the best expert resources currently available. It's time to help them do the job we've assigned them. So just get the fuck out of the way and shut your goddamn mouths.
Stop obstructing this critical process and instead (for once), let's make things happen as they've been designed by these experts and stop pretending you know better somehow. You don't. That's painfully obvious to us all by now. So stop your whining and start signing.
Get on board and support these efforts without insisting on watering them down. We have to give this economic proposal a fair chance. Too little too late and we fail (again). We can't afford that. There's no more room for error and no time left for fixing it as we go along.
I'm no expert but, let's face it, it's painfully obvious that neither are any of you. And no, perhaps we can't absolutely guarantee the new administration's economic proposals will work. However, in case you have not yet noticed, we don't actually have any other options. And your stubborn "obstructions" will only help to assure failure instead of taking our best shot at possible success.
It's time for you all to start behaving like citizens of this country instead of marauding alien warlords. Pass the bill. stifle your whining. Get the Hell out of the way.
And get the job done. Now.
