YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING (FUCKTARDS!)

TO THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS (YES, ALL OF YOU...)

I don't know why I bother... you asshats never listen anyway. OK, first, go back and read the previous post. Then, read it again. And, for those of you a bit slower or denser than the rest; perhaps try reading it one more time.

REMINDER: a few months back, we elected a new president. Remember?? Now class, why did we decide to do that - do any of you recall? No? Okay, he was elected because we wanted someone who would take charge. In case you didn't notice, we're in kind of a fucked-up place these days. So, we the people, decided that we needed a leader who would not get bogged down in partisan political bullshit and who would put together a team of the best experts to try to unwind this insane Gordian knot of stinkybad juju that's placed us on the brink of utter meltdown. (yes, yes, I realize that's how it's normally done. But it's also how we let you all fuck things up so bad too so just pay attention and shut up).

And even though (you smug little naughty puppies, you), we also elected a number of you to your posts at the same time, we didn't really expect much out of any of you, Republican or Democrat alike. You were part of the deal but don't think that means you count in this case; you're there to do our bidding. And only that.

Sadly, in recent years, you've, almost without exception, proven to be little more than greedy, petulant, self-serving succubuses pretending to represent the interests of your respective constituencies while selling us all off to paddle our way in futility down the Styx. (So fuck you. Yes, all of you).

So, until further notice, just sit on your hands and shut the fuck up. There's a budget our new leader has proposed. Pass it. Now. And no whining. I said NONE. You don't know any better; you've had adequate opportunity to demonstrate that. We don't care what you think. We DO expect you to cooperate.

This, in case you're unaware, is a crisis. Your constituents that you claim to care so much about, are suffering. YOU, as a class, are NOT. Shall I repeat that?

The people have put their trust in Mr Obama's administration, NOT in any of you. We believe there might be a slim chance in Hell to put things back on track and we've chosen HIM and his team (that means "NOT YOU" by the way), to undertake this task.

So please, get with the program, shut the fuck up, stop whining and posturing and politicking and ass-kissing your wayward benefactors and slobbering lobbyists and just DO IT.

We've made your task simple and your instructions clear. In a nutshell, we expect you to comply; this is not a request; it's your marching orders.

Any questions???

LET'S 'PRETEND' WE'RE A DEMOCRACY (Shape up, dickheads!)

OWWWW!! DON'T DO THIS TO ME AGAIN!!!
Please, you bastards - let's not fuck it up...


You heard me, all of you Republican Party miscreants (traitors??).

Look. Just stop with all of your asinine partisan based posturing. Maybe even pretend for a while that saving our country just might be the teensiest bit more important than worrying about your next re-election and alla those lobbyists and their free "massages". Your nitwit pig-bastard rhetoric will be irrelevant anyway if there's no country left to 'lead' (sic)... Ya get it?

In case you missed it guys, a couple months ago we elected a new leader that 'we the people' fervently believe will give us our best shot at damage control. Our ship is listing badly, gentlemen. And we have but the slimmest of chances to right it before it's too late. So set aside your party bullshit and get with the plan. Now. Our new president has done an admirable job of assembling the best expert resources currently available. It's time to help them do the job we've assigned them. So just get the fuck out of the way and shut your goddamn mouths.

Stop obstructing this critical process and instead (for once), let's make things happen as they've been designed by these experts and stop pretending you know better somehow. You don't. That's painfully obvious to us all by now. So stop your whining and start signing.

Get on board and support these efforts without insisting on watering them down. We have to give this economic proposal a fair chance. Too little too late and we fail (again). We can't afford that. There's no more room for error and no time left for fixing it as we go along.

I'm no expert but, let's face it, it's painfully obvious that neither are any of you. And no, perhaps we can't absolutely guarantee the new administration's economic proposals will work. However, in case you have not yet noticed, we don't actually have any other options. And your stubborn "obstructions" will only help to assure failure instead of taking our best shot at possible success.

It's time for you all to start behaving like citizens of this country instead of marauding alien warlords. Pass the bill. stifle your whining. Get the Hell out of the way.

And get the job done. Now.