Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts

Monday, May 31, 2010

E-fucking-nuff already? How dumb do you think we are?

ASS-WHOOPIN' TIME.


WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!

Well, I have anyway. I'm goddamned tired of being spoon-fed bullshit. Let's just face the facts - BP, the government nor anyone else apparently has a reasonable idea of how to stop the torrential leak of crude into the gulf. Let's be clear - they never did. Not when they got approval for this operation, not when they built it, not when they started drilling and certainly the fuck not now.

This fucking ridiculous "step-by-step" pseudo solution is utter and wholly unmitigated bullshit. And now today after the latest catchily named fake solution, they're prepping us for the fact that we'll have to let it leak until August. Yeah. right. And then in August, just what the fuck do you think they'll be telling us then??? Dare we even contemplate that?

C'mon folks; are we now ready to throw in the towel and just live with it? Or, possibly worse, are we just feeling so fucked we can no longer even deal with it on any productive level? Should we ever again believe any of these fucking assholes that drilling in the ocean is "basically safe" and should be continued? Are we gonna turn our backs on it in a couple more weeks when it's become "old news"? (btw, I'll bet "yes" on this last one).

More importantly, will anyone actually do anything to assure this cannot happen again? (this is an obvious and resounding "NO. HELL NO").

Let us at least remain cognizant that we are being "fed" the bad news a bit and a bite at a time so that by the time the full impact and ultimate failure are "disclosed" to us, we won't really care all that much or, at very least, one heck of a lot less than we do right now.

This is a brilliant scheme to assure our acquiescence. Are we gonna fall for it?

Let's just say it now.... we're fucked. and while we're at it, let's admit that we're okay with being manipulated this way.

One final thought... BP says they've it's cost them almost a billion bucks so far. Get real people; not nly are we letting them get away with this... we'll also pay whatever the costs end up being ourselves, out of our own pockets at the gas pump. Ultimately, it won't cost BP's stockholders a fuckin' dime.

Harrumph. Harrumph I say to thee.....

Saturday, August 30, 2008

PANDERING TO THE PUNDITS, MUSING TO THE MONKEYS. SO WHAT??!! (OK, I'll tell you what...)

In the first two 'graphs from his August 29th NYT story about John McCain's choice of running mate, Governor Palin of Alaska, political analyst, Peter Baker writes:

"Senator John McCain spent the summer arguing that a 40-something candidate with four years in major office and no significant foreign policy experience was not ready to be president.


And then on Friday he picked as his running mate a 40-something candidate with two years in major office and no significant foreign policy experience."

Really? Duh, no shit, Sherlock. Okay, it's a clever enough opener for his less-than-astute "analysis" and certainly a true enough observation. And it's surely no surprise to any of us that po-mo lives on blindly and blissfully in the self-important narcissistic realm of journalism.(oops, better not follow THAT particular tangent here.. not to worry though; I'll post one of my famous screedrants on that dodgy topic in a separate post to this blog soon enough...).

Anyway, we should hardly be surprised by such an obviously contrived maneuver from Senator McCain; it just seems to be more of his classically narcoleptic lack of both style and sensibility. As he sleepwalks through the remaining weeks of the campaign he will, time and again, stumble into a semi-awake state and suddenly blurt out his latest 'brainstorm', I'm sure we can expect to see plenty more of this scurrilous neo-logic before election day.

As I pointed out in a previous post on this blog, his own party doesn't even like him. And as most sensible people recognize, if he gets elected we're in for only more of the same "contempt for the electorate" as we've had in the last eight years and, the ever-worsening cumulative effects thereof.

But let's not kid ourselves, folks. We might see the transparency of such maneuvers in the here and now. We might even find such a miscalculated yet desperate attempt at half-assed pandering to an ignorant electorate be mildly amusing. Okay, let's have our chuckle and then move on; and we'd best put some hustle in our step while we're at it.

Because, we've had eight long and ugly years of of travesty, tragedy and heartbreak, and, nearly equally on all fronts too. we can't afford any more and we're already damned to a long and painful struggle to recapture any bits and chunks of what's always made this country both a great place to be and, respected by the rest of the world.

Let's make this brief. We cannot let down our guard and allow another series of errors and missteps to allow such a shortsighted and dangerous man to take over the helm. None of us can afford it and we sure the hell won't survive it.

Many of you who'll read this might say to me "No shit, Sherlock". Let's not forget though, that obvious as this all might seem, there is still somewhere damn near half of the electorate who might actually be a) stupid enough, b) paranoid enough, c) racist or bigoted enough, d) psychotically sadistic enough to actually cast their vote for this guy.

we might also be thinking "Yeah, but unlike last time, we have a viable candidate in Mr. Obama; we needn't be concerned; McCain can't possibly win".

Don't you believe it for a second....

(if we do screw this up and McCain does somehow get elected, at the very least, we'd all damn well better have our passports up to snuff...and I'll seeya's at the airport...)

Sunday, March 2, 2008

NEW VERSION OF PAINTING DISCOVERED


ThirdStone exclusive news flash:

A photo of a second, previously unknown version of a well-known family portrait painting by Flemish Renaissance Painter, Michel Sittow was released today by ThirdStone Associate International Curator, Telpo Lendolotoproj... Mr. Lendolotoproj's speculation is that it was made by the artist as a sarcastic lampoon of what might be assumed to have been 'difficult' clients. Decidedly NOT 'tongue-in-cheek' by any means.

The painting was discovered in a root cellar in the basement of a flower shop located in a several hundred year old building in Istanbul. Found by workmen who had been called to fix a leaking gas pipe when one of the men lost his footing and slipped on the wet floor, subsequently falling against a rotted wood panel covering a long-unused alcove in the basement wall.
(info provided by ThirdStone international Curator, Telpo Lendolotoproj)
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